A while back I discovered porn star Taylor Rain's personal "industry gossip site" (not to be confused with her other site). Called Lukeford.com, the site was originally owned by porn journalist Luke Ford who, after a series of lawsuits had to sell the domain. After Taylor Rain retired from the business at the old age of 25, she bought it. She and her ex-husband/best friend Scott Fayner now update the site sporadically.
Its not the most interesting site, but I check it every once and a while for the occasional CAPITALIZED RANT from from Taylor "mother fucking" Rain herself. Here's what happens when she and her dog Bandit go to the carwash:
AFTER MY DAY AT THE BEACH WITH BANDIT MY ESCALADE IS FUCKING FILTHY SO I WENT TO THE CAR WASH TO HAVE THEM CLEAN IT. BUT I DIDN’T REALIZE TIL AFTER THEY GOT STARTED THAT I LEFT ALL MY MONEY IN ONE OF MY OTHER NEW LOUIS VETTON PURSES. I CALLED MY ASSISTANT FAYNER TO BRING ME SOME MONEY BUT HE WAS ALL CRACKED OUT AND WOULDN’T COME AND HELP ME. FUCK! I WENT OVER TO THE GUY IN CHARGE AND PLEADED WITH HIM TO LET ME COME BACK AND PAY AFTER THEY WASHED MY CAR BUT HE SAID NO.
BEING THE LITTLE SMART CHICK THAT I AM I ASKED IF I SHOWED THE WHOLE CREW MY TITS WOULD THEY LET ME SLIDE THIS ONE TIME? HE SAID SURE, THE GUYS WOULD LOVE THAT. SO I WALKED OVER TO EACH OF THEM ONE BY ONE AS THEY CLEANED CARS AND FLASHED THEM MY AWESOME TITS! THEY WERE STOKED. I EVEN SIGNED SOME AUTOGRAPHS CAUSE ONE OF THEM KNEW WHO I AM! JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR TAYLOR MUTHAFUCKIN RAIN!
[via Lukeford (NSFW, sorry)]