Death of Top Cock



In a Fox news report Anchor girl Jane Skinner accidental reported the death of a an Afghan district's Top "Cock" not Cop, which is hilarious because "Cock," as we all know, is another word for Penis (or bird, but that is not as funny) and cleary the district's "Top Penis" was not killed - he still roams the Afghan countryside dominating unsuspecting vaginas. Don't worry Jane you won't lose your job reading the news because you are hot and that is what matters.

[via tkid via webjunk dudes]

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6 comments:

Oglebay Norton said...

define "hot"

Narnia said...

hey buddy, when women in t.v. say "cock" they are automatically hot. lets leave it at that.

also, your link to youtube looks like cartoon people i drew when i was five .

Oglebay Norton said...

What if that woman on t.v. saing "cock" is Rosie O'Donnell?

Narnia said...

I thought about that. I did. I almost said Roseanne, you know, the fat one?

But seriously. Lets roll with this.

Woman: "Cock"

Man: "I want to have sex with you."

Right?

Oglebay Norton said...

I'm not sure. I mean. I've been there before. Where any woman could have come up to me and been like "cock" and i would've been like "Let's go!".....But. Um. You know. Its not something to be proud of.

Also. For the record, its not because Rosie O'Donnell is overweight. Its more like its because she's Rosie O'Donnell.

techguru said...

Hey.
Face facts: the woman had morning sex with her partner before she went to work.
Hmmmm.
Well, either that or she needs some.
Ew.