An Asscrotment of Dings

I'm Mad Bothered

Kickass!

Thats exactly why I'm taking martial arts. Its more about the little annoying things that get in the way than intimidating foes. Inconsiderate co-workers, obnoxious cell phone conversations, exact change, etc thats what really pisses me off. I will kick all of your collective asses, petty grievances. I will snap-kick you, my minor qualms.

[via GaryGnu]