Craig's awesome list giving away awesome babies --> Free Stuff

Officials in San Diego just discovered an ad placed on craigslist for a free baby. The text they're releasing form the actual ad is pretty awesome, if not alltogether unbelievable:

“Free baby boy to good home. My ex-girlfriend had him a few weeks ago, but now he just sits in my closet and cries. I'm not too sure how to deal with it, and I'm in a pretty low financial spot. I lost all the baby accessories. Batteries not included. Transaction final. No returns. Guaranteed not DOA.”

[via SignonSanDiego via NY1]