I'm Mad Bothered

Kickass!

Thats exactly why I'm taking martial arts. Its more about the little annoying things that get in the way than intimidating foes. Inconsiderate co-workers, obnoxious cell phone conversations, exact change, etc thats what really pisses me off. I will kick all of your collective asses, petty grievances. I will snap-kick you, my minor qualms.

[via GaryGnu]