Humps, Bumps and Irony

Murder is back.

With everyone clamoring about this video of Alanis Morissette mocking a Fergie song, I seem to be the only one pissed off, as usual. First of all, I didn't need Alanis Morissette to tell me Fergie sucks, because Alanis Morisette sucks too. Is she not aware of the irony here?

The funny thing is that this apparently isn't a new trend. Take this cover of Nelly's "Hot in Here" by some other dumb wench who thinks she's fucking cute. Has pop music gotten so bad that the only way to subvert it is through more pop music? It's actually almost worst hearing Alanis Morissette talking about spending all my money on her humps, because at least Fergie was a methhead for a while. Alanis Morissette is just some dumb bitch any one of us could have picked up off the side of the highway. Come to think of it, I also heard a plutocratic group of whores do a cover of that Britney Spears song "Toxic" a while back.

I won't be happy until someone brings me Gwen Stefani's head on a pike.

[via Murder's adolescent mind]
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